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JD's Accomplishments
What Have I Done?
Wrote a Book
About Being Poor
Yet went to Yale Law School and now leads a very successful life.
Dressed as a Lady
(& Allegedly Fucked a Couch)
But somehow manages to put down the LGBTQIA+ community when they would totally support him in whoever or whatever he decides to love, whether it's pussy or pleather.
Met Pope Francis
And now we have a Pope from Chicago! But he doesn't like us 😔
Just Like Charlie
Erika found Charlie Kirk in JD Vance
Erika Kirk, the most active post-mortem widow we have ever witnessed in modern history, sees a lot of similarities of her husband in JD Vance less than 2 full months after Charlie Kirk was assassinated.
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